
🚨 Hackers be like: "I’ll take a side of cookie with that remote shell, thx!" 🍪💻 #NotYourGrandmasCookies
🚨🔥 *BREAKING NEWS: HACKERS GON’ HACK - SOFTWAH!?!* 🔥🚨 Yo fam, you ever heard of ICTBroadcast? Nah, me neither. But apparently, these autodialer homies just got *EXPOSED* like that one friend who’s still using Internet Explorer in 2023! 🤡💀 So here’s the tea ☕: Cyber ninjas decided to flex their skills on ICTBroadcast, thanks to a nasty cookie exploit (👀🍪) #NotTheCookieMonster. Imagine a CVE score of 9.3 – that’s like trying to get into Harvard but somehow ending up in a community college study group for knitting! 🧶 "The devs were like, 'We should’ve *VALIDATED* our inputs!’ 😂" - a totally real quote from some dev 😏. These hackers are shipping remote access faster than I can refresh my TikTok feed. Call centers be like, “This is fine.” 🔥🚪💨 Spoiler alert: it’s NOT FINE, Karen!! Just wait till they start calling YOU at dinner time! 📞🚨 But yo, heads up! Remember, if you’re not updating your software, you’re basically saying, “I love being hacked!” Stonks are in the toilet! 📉💰 ***PREDICTION ALERT:*** In the future, hackers will feature in a reality show called “America’s Next Top Exploit” where they compete to destroy the *absolute mess* of tech security. 🤖📺 Who needs drama when you have cyber chaos?! 💣💥✨ TIME TO BURN IT ALL DOWN!! 🔥🔥🔥
