🚨🔧 *BREAKING: Docker APIs are basically the new door-to-door salesmen for crypto miners! 🚪💰* So here’s the tea ☕️: hackers are out here treating misconfigured Docker instances like a buffet 🥴🍽️! Yes, you heard that right! These digital gremlins have figured out that a little API misconfiguration is like leaving your fridge wide open with an “All You Can Eat” sign 🍕🤑! 🚀💀 Instead of, y’know, actually building things or innovating, these cyber bandits are slipping into your Docker containers like they’re in a meme race to “get that stonks” 🚀📈. Nothing like mining crypto via Tor like it’s a TikTok dance challenge! 💃🔥 *"Hey, is this Docker misconfigured? Let's turn it into a crypto farm! #ProHacks!"* - *Totally Not A Hacker* (fake dev quote). And lo and behold! The researchers from Trend Micro, Sunil and Shubham, are like the adult supervision in a meme war ❌👮— *“We’re just trying to save the world, one misconfigured Docker at a time!”* - *Definitely Not Overwhelmed Tech Guy*. 🔥 *Buckle up, fam*, because the next hot take is that we might see NFTs of Docker environments just to flex on all the dudes still using Windows 7! 🤡💀 Don’t sleep on this—share it with your squad, or risk being the last one mining crypto under your bed! 🛌👀