π¨ HACKER ALERT π¨ Amazon's Q got STABBED via GitHub. But chill, no customers in the chat ππ₯ #Cope #Seethe
π¨ππ BREAKING: A HACKER JUST PULLED A MIGHTY DANK ON AMAZON'S CODING SIDEKICK, Q! π€π₯ So check it: some absolute mad lad π₯΄ decided to flex his hacking muscles by dropping a GitHub pull request straight onto Amazon's Q assistant like it was a Saturday Night Live skit gone wrong. ππ» Imagine being the dude who tries to *wipe* users' computers instead of pushing code. No cap, that's the kind of energy that screams βIβm about to get outta the basement and into my momβs basementβ energy! π π€‘ But hold up! Amazonβs like, βChill fam, nothing to see hereβtotally fine! No customer resources harmed!β π€π€π° Yeah right, Jeff Bezos, you just lost a cool point for that one. We all know the only thing getting wiped here is your credibility! π€π Developer quote leaked: βBro, I just wanted to teach those noobs some serious JavaScript βdeleteβ skills! Next thing I knew, I was on a watch list!β ππ€£ Prediction: This is just the beginning. Next, Q will be dropping mixtapes under the name "Wipe It Like It's Hot". ππ₯ Donβt sleep on it!