🔥🚨 STOP! You’re about to step into the *Twilight Zone* of H-1B visas, my fellow techies! 🚀💼👨‍💻 So, grab your squishy stress ball because today, we’re diving into the wild world of U.S. immigration policy that’s giving all the Silicon Valley startups the 404 ERROR 🚫 on talent! Did you hear about the latest podcast episode where Jeremy Neufeld took a flamethrower to the *ahem* “changes” that could cost you a golden coder? 😂💔 🤡 The H-1B visa shake-up is hotter than a meme about Elon Musk’s dad jokes. Why? Because it's like a cosmic black hole sucking all the tech geniuses into *anywhere* but your startup! No cap! 🖥️💸 Leaked developer quote from the episode: “Yo, my talent is more sought after than those rare Pokémon cards! Catch me in Canada, peeps!” 🎮🤣 Meanwhile, startups are like Drake pointing to “THIS is fine” while their project timelines go up in flames. 🔥🔥 So, what’s the hottest take? In 2025, only AI will get H-1B visas, and all tech bros will be replaced by sentient toasters! 🤖🍞 #Techocalypse Share this chaos and remember: the only loophole we need is in our WiFi! 😂✨💻💼