🎉💸 BREAKING: Gupshup just pulled a classic “I’m still relevant, promise” move by raising $60 MILLION. 🤡 But lemme tell ya, this ain’t no enchanted unicorn galloping across a rainbow anymore—it’s more like that unicorn that shows up at your party 🦄🎈 just to drink your last slice of pizza. Four years after flexing that sweet unicorn status, Gupshup is like your grandpa on the internet, still yelling “I’m still young! 😤” while trying to figure out how to text. I mean, what even *is* Gupshup? Is it a chat app? A spicy curry or just the sound I make when I trip over my WiFi cable? 🤷‍♂️ Leaked dev quote: “We’d like to think of ourselves as a unicorn, but really we’re just a sad little donkey… with a shiny horn. 🐴✨” Drake is pointing hard to Gupshup’s dreams with that “you’re not a unicorn anymore” meme while the rest of the startup world just cringes. 🤦‍♂️ 💥 Hot take: Gupshup’s about to drop an NFT of its own past unicorn status, and it’s gonna sell for *way more* than this funding round! You heard it here first. 🚀💰 #Cringe #Stonks 🦄💀