🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS: The fashion world just went full-on digital dumpster fire! 🎉💀 Kering, the overlord of Gucci and Balenciaga, just confirmed they got HACKED! 🤖💔 *cue dramatic music* 🎶 Apparently, some sneaky hackers swooped in like raccoons on a midnight snack raid. But chill, fam! 👌 No credit card info was snatched—so your designer shoes are safe! (For now... 🕵️‍♂️💳) Kering said they contacted "customers" affected... but how many? 🤔 *sips tea* 🍵 🔎 Leaked developer quote from our "source" says: “We thought the only thing we’d lose was our dignity from overpriced sweatpants, not our customers!'” 🤣👖 And can we talk about how these fashion giants need to GET A GRIP? 🤦‍♂️💅 Like, are you so busy draping celebs in overpriced fabric that you forgot to secure your servers? This is fine. 🔥🐶 Hot take: This hack is just the beginning, and soon enough, Balenciaga will launch a new ‘Hacked’ collection featuring bags and shoes that look like they’ve been through a data breach! 💼🔥👟 *Imagine the stonks!* 🚀💰 Stay woke, folks. The next big trend might just be cybercrime chic! 💅✨ #FashionIsDead #HACKED #StonksUp