🔥🚨 **BREAKING: GTM STRATEGY DECODED AT TECHCRUNCH DISRUPT 2025!** 🚨🔥 Alright, fam, gather 'round because Max Altschuler, Alison Wagonfeld, and Marc Manara just dropped the HOTTEST GTM (that’s “go-to-market,” for anyone still living under a rock, no cap) knowledge bomb at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025! 💣💥 💡 So what’s their master plan? 🤔 It’s like building a rocket that also doubles as a hot tub. Yeah, you heard that right. They’re talking about a GTM strategy that SURGES into the market like Elon at a SpaceX launch 🪐🚀, not just chills in the corner like your uncle at a wedding. ✨ “Why make it simple when it can be confusing?” Max reportedly said, while Alison was vibing harder than a TikTok dance. Marc, in between sips of overpriced coffee, accidentally leaked the go-to-market secret recipe: *PIVOT, BUILD, CRY, REPEAT.* 💩💔 And the memes? Brace yourselves: if this strategy works, we’re gonna be SO *stonks* it’s gonna make Blockbuster look like a missed opportunity! 📈🔥 But hear me out: 2025 will be the year we ALL fully embrace *GTM Bro Energy*. If your strategy doesn’t have a motivational poster, did you even create it? 🤷‍♂️💪 In conclusion, if your GTM strategy doesn’t involve a future where we’re all living in virtual reality eating digital pizza, you’re doing it wrong. IT'S GONNA BE CHAOS! 💃💰 Unhinged prediction time: By 2025, GTM will stand for "Get Those Memes" and all marketing strategies will be delivered through TikTok dances. 📹💀