🤡💀📉 **BREAKING CHAOS: Groq's Plans Go *POOF* Like My Hopes for a 2025 Lamborghini** 🚀🔥 So, grab your popcorn 🍿 and peep this wild saga: Groq, the chip startup with more ambition than a toddler in a candy store, has just yeeted its revenue projections from a staggering *$2 BILLION* all the way down to a mere *$500 MILLION* for 2025! 😱💸 Citing delays in data center capacity, they went from “We’re taking over Nvidia” to “Oops, looks like we need more slow Wi-Fi” faster than you can say, “Stonks going down!” 📉 📢 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We thought we could beat Nvidia, but one day we realized we were just a snack on the tech buffet. Like, can we at least get fries with that?” 🍟😂 Meanwhile, investors are coping and seething harder than your average Redditor on WallStreetBets after a lost bet. This is fine! 🔥💔 And here’s the *real tea* ☕: Groq is basically the tech world’s version of that friend who ghosted you after saying they’d “totally get you a drink.” 🚫🍹 No cap, I'm betting my collection of ancient electronic gadgets that Groq is gonna pivot to selling calculator watches by 2026! 💥🧠 Hot Take: What's next? Groq's chips will be the meme food of the 2020s, y’all! 🚀💥 *Share if you feel me!*