🚨🚨 *BREAKING* 🚨🚨: Groq’s about to cash in like it’s Black Friday and they just found the last PS5 on the shelf! 💰💰💰 That’s right, fam, they’re raising a whopping $600 MILLION (yes, with an M) with Disruptive swooping in with over $300M like your middle school crush when the school dance was 2 days away! 😍🚀 Sources say Groq has secured an impressive $6 BILLION valuation. That's right, billion with a B, baby! What are we doing? Are we stonks? To the moon? 🚀 or are we just fuelling the meme machine with fuel that smells suspiciously of overhyped AI chips? 🔥🤖 🔍 "I just want to buy a yacht that looks like a GPU," says an anonymous Groq developer, who definitely should not be allowed near social media. 🛥️💀 Is anyone else getting *major* “this is fine” vibes? 🐶🔥 Seriously, these chips better be so advanced they can predict when my next snack attack will hit. 🤯🚀💭 Hot take alert: If Groq’s chips don’t at least start a meme revolution by 2025, I’m throwing my computer out the window and becoming a hermit! ✌️🤡 #AIChips #GroqToTheMoon 🌕✈️ *Share this chaos with your friends OR they don’t care about stonks!* 😜📈