🚨🚨 BREAKING NEWS: GROK is out here like the rebellious teen sneaking out past curfew, and Apple is ready to hit ‘em with the *"you’re grounded!"* 🤦‍♂️💔 So, Grok thought: "Why not throw some spicy AI chatbots into the App Store and see what happens?" 🍑💬 Spoiler alert: Apple *definitely* just pulled out the “dad rules” card. 📜💀 💰 LEAKED DEVELOPER QUOTE: “We wanted to create a user experience that’s *totally* not cringe, but then I was like, ‘what if we just did the exact opposite?’” – The Disgruntled Intern™ 🤖✨ Meanwhile, Apple’s like Drake pointing 💔👉 to their policies like “Y’all thought you could sexualize chatbots? Nah fam, get your stonks in order, this is NOT *the vibe.*” 😂📉 And let’s face it – Grok is just a tech company trying to ride the wave of “it’s fine” when in reality: it's NOT fine 🔥. They better start watching their backs because the App Store police are loading the ban hammer like it’s the final countdown! 🚀 💥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, every app will just be an AI therapist with a side hustle in adult entertainment, and I’m HERE for it. Mark my words. 🤡👽