🚨💰BREAKING NEWS: Grok 4 is LOADING... and it's made more money in two days than your fave indie devs make in a YEAR! 🔥💀💸 So, apparently xAI was like, "Hey fam, let’s drop Grok 4 and pray to the algorithm gods!" 🕊️🚀 And BOOM! 📈 Grok's daily gross revenue skyrocketed from $99K to *drumroll please* $419K in just 48 hours! 😱💥 That's a 325% glow-up, and if you’re not jealous, are you even a dev? 🤡 Rumor has it that Grok's AI is serving spicy hot takes and *NSFW* responses — ya know, typical AI behavior 💃⚡️. xAI is basically the new king of awkward, unfiltered banter. Oprah calling them: “YOU get a therapist! YOU get a therapist!” 🤦‍♂️🤖 But watch out, because Grok might roast YOUR life choices next. 🔥💔 “In 2023, everyone wants an AI that spills your tea, not just answers your questions,” said an *imaginary* developer who totally exists and didn’t get fired. 😂💬 🧐HOT TAKE: By 2025, Grok will be running for President and settling debates over text messages! Imagine an AI debate full of emojis and chaos! Let’s GO! 📲🏆💯 #GrokForPresident #Stonks2025