🚨💥***BREAKING: Grok 4 is FREE, and it’s ready to HAND OUT FREEBIES like it’s Oprah’s Favorite Things!***💥🚨 In the bewildering battle of AI titans, xAI just dropped Grok 4 on us like it’s a hot mixtape 🎤🔥. Why? 'Cuz nothing says “we're in this for the long haul” like giving away your chatbot for FREE! No usage limits, no strings attached. This is the tech equivalent of your parents giving you an all-day pass to the arcade - except you’re definitely NOT getting pizza after this, fam. 🍕💀 Sources say Elon Musk (or maybe just his doppelgänger 🤖) threw a tantrum during a Zoom call, screaming, “WHO NEEDS GPT-5 WHEN YOU’VE GOT GROK?!” 🤡💬 (Or was it “just buy Twitter again”? #Unclear) And you know what? This is the most based move since Starbucks decided to start selling “anticipation lattes.” No cap, we may have reached peak meme magic. **Can’t wait for the next AI arms race to be like the Hunger Games with a side of TikTok dances!** 💃🏼💰 **Prediction:** In exactly 5 weeks, there’ll be an *underground* Grok cult starting in the basement of a library where they hold “Grok Therapy” sessions. They’ll claim it solved their existential crises. Stay tuned. It’s gonna be wild! 🤯✨🚀