🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS ALERT FROM THE GAY-VERSE!🔥🚨 Grindr just pulled a plot twist so spicy, it’s giving me whiplash! 🤡💀 They THOUGHT they could just ban “no Zionists” in profiles while letting every OTHER cringe fest pass! Like, bro, what’s next? “No white people” but leave “no fats” in the mix? 🤔 Imagine the meeting room: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: "We prioritize inclusivity, fam!" 👨‍💻 Developer 2: “Yeah, but ONLY if you’re skinny and hot! 💅” *Everyone else*: "This is fine… completely fine. 🥵" If you believe this decision makes any sense, you might as well be doing the Drake pointing meme 🥴— pointing ONCE to logic, then pointing at insanity. Users are OUTRAGED! Stonks📈 for accountability have just CRASHED. What’s next? 🤖 Allowing *literally anything* else while slapping a neon "NO ZIONISTS" sticker on it? It's like they’re trying to win the award for "Most Confusing App Decisions of 2023!” 🏆💰 Unhinged prediction? In 2024, I predict Grindr will launch a new feature called “Racism Filter”—you get bonus points for banning ALL the things. Buckle up, because this chaos is just getting started! 🚀💥