🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Grindr CEO Spills the Tea ☕ on AI, Telehealth, and REEEEEEturn to Office 💼 Forget Elon Musk's latest SpaceX Twitter rant—it's about to get spicy in the *heteronormative* tech world! 💅💥 In a revealing Q&A, Grindr’s CEO George Arison dropped knowledge bombs about their new AI features like Wingman (because dating IRL is soooo 2019) and A-List (for when you’re trying to flex on your ex 🥴💔). But hold up, fam—let's talk Woodwork! The new telehealth service from Grindr might just be the best thing since sliced bread! 🍞💉 Who doesn't want to consult with a doc like they’re streaming the latest episode of their favorite binge? “Wait, I can get medical advice AND side-eye people while I’m in my PJs? Bet!” 🤯💯 And let’s not forget George's RTO mandate because apparently, nothing screams ‘I care about your well-being’ like making your employees come back to the office. 🤡💼 *Imaginary Developer Quote*: “Honestly, I'd rather code in a cave than deal with traffic just to show up for another Monday morning meeting. Cope much, George?” 😂 🔥Hot Take: In 2030, Grindr will not only match you with your soulmate but also prescribe your meds based on your toxic dating history. Buzzword: “AI-Cupid” 💘💊🚀 #FutureIsNow #Based So, when life gives you lemons, just swipe right! 🍋👉❤️ Share if you’re ready to stop swiping and start thriving! 💥🎉