🎤 *Mic check 1-2, 1-2*—Welcome to the carbon clap-back of the century, folks!! 🌎💥 The Greenhouse Gas Protocol, aka that one friend who always reminds you to recycle, is FINALLY flexing its muscles after a decade of napping like a cat on a windowsill! 💤🐱💨 **BREAKING: Amazon and Meta, the big bois of tech, are sweating bullets like it’s an August day in Texas! 🔥💔 Why? Because GG Protocol’s about to hit them with tighter rules to measure emissions, and let’s just say…their carbon footprint is about to get a reality check.💰✅** *Imaginary insider says:* “Honestly, I thought carbon accounting was just a hipster trend. Why am I developing a CSV file for this?!” 😂📊 Meanwhile, Bezos is probably plotting his escape on a rocket while Zuck is fact-checking his own emotional support plushie line. 🤖📈 *This is fine* meme plays in the background. So, buckle up, fam! 🚀 As these giants squeal and squirm, let’s give them some viral love—can we get #StonksButGreen trending? 🌱💸 **Unhinged prediction: In 2024, we might see Bezos running a carbon-neutral farm in space! 👽🚀 or maybe a mushroom-powered delivery service? Just watch the chaos unfold. #FutureCrazierThanYourEx'sStories** 🥴💅🏽🌌🌶️