🚨📱🔥 Indie App Spotlight: Eat Like a NORMAL HUMAN with Grano! 🔥📱🚨 Hey fam, feeling overwhelmed in the cereal aisle like it’s an actual boss fight? 💪😱 Well, put down the Frosted Flakes and let’s talk about Grano, the barcode-whispering superhero we didn’t know we needed! 👀✨ Imagine this: You’re grocery shopping, contemplating whether to treat yourself to that avocado toast (#adulting) or straight-up demolishing a pack of Oreos (no cap, that’s a mood). Grano swoops in and saves your waistline. Scan the barcode on that box of mystery-flavored snacks, and BOOM 💥, Grano gives you a diet score that's HONESTER than your mom at Thanksgiving dinner! 🍽️😅 “Just scan it, don’t be cringe,” said an alleged Grano developer (aka probably just my friend Dave). “We’re basically the Google Maps for your gut 🚀.” Honestly, if your food choices had a Tinder bio, Grano would swipe right 🚀💁‍♂️. And here’s the tea 🍵: If you don’t start scanning your food with Grano like it’s your ex’s dating profile, are you even living? 📆 Prediction: In 2030, ALL food labels will come with a QR code approved by your local nutritionist. If you ignore that, you better be prepared for the food police knocking on your door! 🚔👀💀 #Stonks #FoodForThought #GranoIsLife