🚨💥BREAKING: Grammarly just snagged Superhuman like it's Black Friday at a tech convention!💰🤡 Yup, you heard it right! Your favorite butt-saving grammar overlord is now in the email game, and honestly, this collab is giving "weird flex, but okay" vibes. How many time management memes can we make about *this* disaster? 👀📧💀 So, here's the tea: Grammarly is like that friend who can't stop updating their 7-step skincare routine; Superhuman was chilling looking for snacks while raising $114 million like it's Monopoly money. This merger is as unnecessary as pineapple on pizza! 🍕🚫 In a leaked conversation overheard in the coffee section of Hacker News, an unnamed dev said: “So wait, does this mean my emails will be critique'd harder than my college essays?!” Right?! 😂📚 And let’s not forget the staggering $825 million valuation. If that ain’t the definition of “stonks,” I don’t know what is! 📈💀 🔥🔥 PREDICTION ALERT: In five years, expect dinner invitations to include grammar checks alongside the meal options. "Steak or seethe? Your call!" 😂🚀 Welcome to the chaotic future, folks. Buckle up! 🤖💥