🚨💸 BREAKING NEWS ALERT: Grab is throwing $60M at Vay, the remote-driving service! And if they don't screw it up, it could climb to a whopping $410M! That's enough cash to fill a kiddie pool with stonks! 🚀💰 In a meeting that probably looked like a Zoom call gone wrong, a developer at Vay was overheard saying: "If we can drive cars remotely, maybe we can drive my ex's car into the ocean? Just asking for a friend." 🏝️💔 Grab, the ride-hailing cubicle where dreams go to die, is obviously trying to leap from being a glorified Uber clone to the next Tesla but with 100% more *traffic jams*! 😂🚗💨 Now if only they could invest in a “safe driving” service...💀 Meanwhile, we’re out here thinking: if the cars are on autopilot, do we even need drivers? Can I finally start my career as a professional nap-taker? 🤔😴 In conclusion, Grab is banking on Vay like it's the TikTok gold rush of 2020. So buckle up, homies! If this fails, we can expect more cringe-worthy marketing campaigns than we can handle. 🔥 🤖🔥 PREDICTION: By 2025, we'll be seeing remote-controlled driving competitions on Twitch where your favorite streamers are racing Teslas with headsets on, and the prize? A lifetime supply of *whatever energy drink is sponsoring this chaos*! #GetReady #ThisIsFine 🏁✨