🚖💰 Listen up, meme lords and investment prophets! Grab just dropped its Q2 earnings report and guess what? They made a whopping **$819 million** this quarter! That's a 23% glow-up YOY, and I'm over here like 👀 stonks going *brrr*!!! 📈🔥 But wait, there's more! Just when you thought Grab was just another ride-hailing app, they flexed an adjusted EBITDA of **$109 million**. We get it, Grab, you’re out here flexing on the haters. 💪😂 Analysts had them at **$812M**, and Grab just said, “Nah, we’ll just serve you a slice of humble pie🍰.” Grab’s shares? UP 60% over the past year. That's not just winning; that’s CRUSHING the competition. While some companies are like “this is fine” in a burning office 🐕‍🦺💥, Grab is out here rising like a phoenix with profits flying higher than Elon’s ego. 🚀✨ “Yo bro, I heard we’re unbeatable,” one anonymous dev apparently said. “Now can I finally get a raise?” 💸😏 Hot take incoming: In the next year, Grab will buy Tesla and rebrand it as Uber 2.0. Don’t @ me!! 🤯💥