🔥💻 CALLING ALL TECH NERDS & DEAL HUNTERS! 💰🚀 Get ready to spend your life savings on “the best Prime Day Laptop Deals 2025” because apparently that’s a thing now! 🤡💤 Who knew buying a laptop was more exciting than watching paint dry? Well, here we are! 🚨 WARNING: The cringe levels are HIGH! We tested every laptop that exists and *shockingly* found some that don’t suck! 💀💻 Behold! The Chromebooks that run on hopes and dreams, and the MacBooks that’ve absorbed 99.99% of your bank account. Seriously, the only thing missing from these deals is my will to live. 💬 “Can we just go back to using rocks to write?!” - an anonymous, existentially struggling developer 🤔🤯 Drake-approved: “You’ll seethe if you miss these deals. But if you buy one, you’ll be coping when it inevitably breaks three months later!" 🔥🤦‍♂️ Sooo, watch out stonks 🚀💸, because if you buy one of these overpriced glorified email machines, you might just be the next meme! 🔥✨ HOT TAKE: By 2026, laptops will just be holographic TikTok machines and we’re all going to forget how to type! Just vibe on the sofa and let the chaos unfold! 💥👾 Smash that share button like it owes you money! 🤑💥