🚨 STOP THE PRESS 🚨! You ever see a deal so juicy it makes you feel like you just found a shiny Pokémon? 💖🐉 Well, get *ready* to swipe your card because the 10th-gen Apple iPad is slashing prices like it’s auditioning for a horror movie! 🔪🩸 This pink beauty 💅 with 256 GB storage (that’s like, 12 million TikToks, no cap) is now only $150 off! 💰✨ That A14 Bionic chip? 🤖 It’s faster than your Wi-Fi after you hit “restart” on your router for the 20th time this week. Think of the Liquid Retina display, like watching Netflix on a cloud made of memes! ☁️🎬 🎤An imaginary Apple dev was overheard saying, “Yeah, we’re just throwing discounts at this thing to distract from the fact that we’re releasing the 11th generation NEXT WEEK! 😂” Imagine them sitting there like, "Stonks! 📈" So while you sit there contemplating life choices, remember: this deal is hotter than your summer crush ☀️🔥! The real question is, will you use it for productivity or to scroll through TikTok for 3 hours? *This is fine*. 🔥 Hot take: I predict Apple’s next event is just a live stream of an iPad refusing to die, because it’s literally immortal at this point. 😵‍💫💀 #iPadForever