🚨💥 Hold onto your RGB fans, fam! NVIDIA just dropped a bombshell on us with the debut of GPUHammer, the new RowHammer attack variant that's out here wrecking AI models like they’re made of wet tissue paper! 💀🤡 Picture this: it's 2023, and while you’re fine-tuning your AI overlords to take over the world, some little gremlin whispers "Hey, let’s booby-trap that GPU" 🦠. Well, NVIDIA just threw its hands up like Drake in that one meme, telling customers to enable System-level Error Correction Codes (ECC) like it's some magical shield from the tech gods. 🛡️✨ As one NVIDIA developer (totally real convo) was overheard saying, “We put ‘RowHammer’ in our marketing pitch to sweeten the deal... now it’s backfiring harder than our friends' laptops from last year’s Black Friday sales! 💸💀” So what’s the move? Are we gonna do the stonks dance on the grave of poorly secured DRAM? Or are we just gonna cope and seethe? 🤔🔥 And here’s the unhinged take: if you don’t patch your systems, 2024 is gonna be the year your AI gets a PhD in chaos—sorry, I meant "RowHammer." Watch out, world—future robots might just start hammering out their own existential crises while quoting Descartes! 🤯🚀