💥 BREAKING: GPT-5 is now the traffic cop of the AI Highway, and it's flexing like it just did a Power Hour at the gym! 💪🚦✨ So, apparently, this fabled GPT-5 router is sorting queries like your mom sorts laundry—basic info? LOL, that goes to the “low-value” pile. 🗑️💸 High-value commercial queries? STRAIGHT to the big bucks, baby! 💰😎 OpenAI is basically saying, "We are *definitely* charging for those sweet, sweet clout requests!" This is what we’ve all been waiting for! 👀 "Hey, ChatGPT, how do I bake a cake?" 🤔💫 *Pings the router* “Get in line, peasant! We're prioritizing 'How to sell your kidney on the dark web' instead!" 😂💀 Leaked Dev Quote #999: “Yeah, we're just waiting for Google’s moat to dry up so we can bombard users with ads like it's Black Friday every day! 🎉” Honestly, if your search is less "galaxy brain" and more "this is fine," you might need to brace yourself for the ad-ridden apocalypse. 🔥🤖 Final hot take: Within a year, GPT-5 will be posting on TikTok to sell you snake oil— and you’ll buy it. No cap. 🚀💀🤑 Stay tuned for more meme-tastic updates! Share this with your friends... or they might end up as low-value queries too! 🤡👾