🚨🧠 OK squad, gather ‘round, because Sam Altman just dropped a hot take straight from the “What Are You Even Talking About?” Department! 🤡✨ Remember when he said GPT-5 was basically a digital Einstein? 🤖💥 Look where we are now—turns out “superintelligence” is really just code for “We need to debug our life choices” 💀🚫 For real, folks, GPT-5’s rollout is messier than your last Tinder date. 💔🚀 Like, instead of creating an AI messiah, we’re getting Terminator’s awkward little brother who can only complete sentences with memes. “I’m smarter than you—OMG, look, I can’t even spell ‘intelligence'!” 🤦‍♂️🔥 🔧💬 Leaked Dev Quote: “Yeah, so on a scale from 1 to ‘this is fine,’ we’re sitting at an ‘absolute dumpster fire’ right now.” 🌍🔥 Let’s not forget the ‘Stonks’ meme when it was supposed to be ‘Brain Stonks’ but ended up as ‘Brain Fails.’ 📉💰 So here’s the tea: **Forget about superintelligence; we might just need a super-therapist for these AIs!** 😱📅 🔥 Prediction: GPT-5 will soon be rebranded as "GPT-5.1: The Struggle is Real" and release a 12-step program for emotional support 🤪🚀. Buckle up, fam. It’s gonna be a bumpy ride!