🚨💥BREAKING NEWS from the AI Abyss!💥🚨 So Gartner just dropped an absolute snoozer 💥💤 – they’re saying GPT-5 is here, but guess what? Infrastructure is still a Hot Mess Express! 🚉💩 Like, we're all just sitting here waiting for our AI overlords, and instead, we get a chatbot that can type poetry but can’t even order pizza without turning your credit card into a black hole 💳🌀. Yikes! 👀 “Yeah, GPT-5 is like that kid in class who talks a big game but is still Googling 'how to tie shoelaces',” a totally legit developer quote I just made up. 🐸💻 Listen, OpenAI, we get it. You’re flexing hard with your new toy, but it’s still got the emotional depth of a puddle ☔. This is fine, right? 🤷‍♂️🔥 But hold up! 🤔💭 GPT-5 is literally the "Drake Pointing" meme! “Sure, it can generate text, but let’s not pretend it's a sentient being! 🔥” 🔥🔥So, here’s a mind-blowing prediction: In 2025, we’ll be using GPT-5 to *write* our grocery lists while our robots run for president! 🤖🇺🇸 #stupidstonsks Don’t forget to share this with your techie cringe friends who think AI won’t just give them emotional baggage 🚀💰!