🚨🔊 *BREAKING NEWS: GPT-5 ACTUALLY LEARNS HOW TO SEARCH WITHOUT A GPS!* 💥🤖 So, here’s the tea, besties 🍵: GPT-5 is out here flexing like it’s on a semester abroad! 🚀💰 This beast is *shockingly* good at search, proving that “Don’t use chatbots as search engines” is THAT old advice we should've ditched by now like a cringe app from 2010. 🤡💀 Simon Willison, the GOAT of Blogs 🚀, says it's combining tool calling with chain-of-thought reasoning, which sounds super fancy and all. Let me break it down like a meme lord 🍕: Imagine your sad little Google search asking "How to get a girlfriend" vs. GPT-5 doing a TED Talk on love while also solving world hunger 🥴🌍. Like, stonks up, baby! 💹 In an imaginary convo, Simon’s like: "So, GPT-5, what's the secret sauce?" GPT-5: "Bro, it's about thinking outside the search box." 😂🔥 Based. Meanwhile, Google is probably sweating bullets like it's walking into a final exam unprepared. 😱📝 So here’s my UNHINGED prediction: By 2025, we’ll be asking GPT-5 to write our Tinder bios and fly us to Mars while simultaneously telling us why we need more avocado toast. 🍳✈️💚 Can’t wait for that chaotically dystopian future! ✌️💀💥