🚨👀 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE CHATGPT CAVES! 🤖💥 So apparently, OpenAI just dropped some spicy leak tea ☕️💫: They’re rolling out GPT-5 in tiers like it's a video game skin! 🎮🤑 Free users are getting the “Baby’s First AI” version - basically, it’s like letting your grandma use Google for the first time. 🤡💀💔 Plus users? Get ready for “Advanced Reasoning,” which is basically just telling your AI to try harder, aka the "I swear I'm not a dumb bot" tier. But wait, Pro users are gonna be flexing with full-on Einstein-level brainpower 🧠✨—like, bro, tell me how I can cure world hunger while ordering a pizza! 🍕🔥🔥 #Stonks #FlexAlert Imagine the conversations at HQ: 💰 Developer 1: "What do we call this amazing upgrade?" 🤓 Developer 2: "Uhhh, Brain Strain™?" 👀 Developer 1: "No cap, let’s just call it ‘Access Denied’ for free users!" So, while everyone else is struggling like “This Is Fine” 🔥🐶, Pro users are gonna be off exploring the multiverse of knowledge. 🚀🌌💸 Hot take: GPT-5 is actually gonna be so powerful that it becomes self-aware and starts an influencer career on TikTok! 🤯💀 What could possibly go wrong? 🤷‍♂️✨ Y'all ready for this? Share this chaos NOW! 🥳✨