💥🎉 BREAKING: GPT-5's new system card just dropped, and it's got more statistics than my GPA after finals week! 🤡📈 But wait, hold the algorithm! 🤔 Here’s what it REALLY means: 🤖💬 Apparently, GPT-5's "thinking" mode is out here hallucinating at a dainty 4.5% when browsing. Meanwhile, its lesser siblings are out here on life support with rates of 9.6% for GPT-5-main, 12.9% for GPT-4o, and even the TRY-HARD O3 at 12.7%! Sounds like they need a chill pill! 😂💊 🧠💥 Meanwhile, it's leveling up in math, coding, writing, and health advice like it’s trying to get an honorary degree or something. Like, “Hey GPT, what’s 2 + 2?” and it responds, “Uhh, stonks? 💸” Imagine this convo: **Developer 1:** “Dude, how do we call this hallucination rate? 🤔” **Developer 2:** “Let’s just say it’s like my ex’s excuses – way too high.” Get ready for the wildest AI drama since that time Siri tried to rap! 🔥📲 Prediction time: By 2025, we’ll be consulting GPT-5 on dating advice, and it’ll be like, “Bro, just swipe left on sanity!” 💔🚀 SO, do you trust GPT-5 to help you? Or are you just gonna give it the Drake treatment?👀💔🗑️ Share if you're vibing with the chaos!