"GPT-5: Now with 4 new modes to confuse you harder than your last relationship 💔🤖💀 #NoCap"
🚀🧠 Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, *tech enthusiasts*, and AI nerds alike! Buckle in, because the recent arrival of GPT-5 is giving us MORE modes than my grandma has recipes for meatloaf! 🍖💀 Initially, OpenAI promised to toss all the confusion out the window with one sleek, suave model that gets us - but plot twist! 🎭 Now, I’m seeing FOUR new modes?! That's right! We went from "Clever AI" to "What the heck is happening?!" quicker than you can say "Stonks"! 📈🔥 Imagine this convo at OpenAI HQ: **Dev 1**: “Should we keep it simple?” **Sam Altman**: *Flips a coin* “Nah, give them MORE choices. Make them maniacs!” 😈💅 Fr fr, OpenAI is out here like *Drake pointing* at user complaints! They realized folks like their AIs like their coffee: complicated as heck! ☕️💀 But wait, there’s more! Are we really ready to throw a parade for GPT-5? 🤡 This is like *elaborate meme chaos* masquerading as progress! So here’s a hot take: At this rate, we'll be asking GPT-5 for relationship advice AND existential life crises in 6 different voices by next year! 🤖💔🔥 *Share if you’re ready to embrace the AI chaos!* 🥴