🚨💥BREAKING: GPT-5 is OUT and it's TWICE as underwhelming as your grandma's boring casserole! 🍽️🤡 Gary Marcus, the self-proclaimed AI wizard, just dropped a hot take on the milquetoast release of GPT-5: “It’s like adding sprinkles to a soggy cookie.” 🍪✨ No cap, he straight-up said it didn’t meet expectations, and guess what? WE'RE LIVING FOR THE CHAOS! 🔥🔥 Picture this: GPT-5 is that dude at the party who flops the Fortnite dance and just sends the vibe check (🧢) crashing! 💀💔 We wanted AGI, but instead, we got *incremental improvements?* THIS IS FINE! 😂✌️ Imagine the leaked convo in OpenAI's dev room: 🧑‍💻 Dev 1: "Should we like, change anything?" 🧑‍💻 Dev 2: "Nah, just hit ‘scale’ over and over and pray!" 🧑‍💻 Dev 1: "Stonks?" 💰🚀 Look, at this point, we’d have better luck convincing a potato to give us deep existential truths than expecting any meaningful leaps from GPT-5! 🥔💭 Hot take: Forget AGI, we're officially in the Age of "Bland Jerky"! Get your popcorn ready, folks! 🍿 Who’s down for GPT-6 to be A.I. with actual swag? 👑💯