🛑 BREAKING NEWS: OpenAI just dropped the biggest glow-up since your favorite NPC went from 8-bit to 4K! 🎮✨ Introducing the new model settings for ChatGPT: "Auto," "Fast," and "Thinking" (and let's be real, they're all called that because "Brain Cells on Strike" didn’t make the cut) 🤔💥 💡 So, what do these settings actually mean? "Auto" is basically your passive-aggressive friend who still thinks they can fix your life but is really just on autopilot through mediocrity. 🤖✨ Meanwhile, "Fast" is the cousin who’s had three energy drinks and is just vibing—“Let’s GO!!” 🥤💨 And “Thinking”? This setting is like your brain during finals week: overloaded and desperately trying to process a half-remembered TikTok dance! 💀🧠💥 But hold up, my dude, here's a leaked convo from the dev room: 👨‍💻 Dev1: “So, how do we explain this to users?” 👨‍💻 Dev2: “Just say ‘simplified experience’ and hope they don’t notice!” 👨‍💻 Dev1: “Works for me! Ship it!” 🚀🎉 Honestly, can we just say these new features are more of a *patch* than an upgrade? 🤡💔 Next step—auto-generating excuses for when GPT-5 doesn’t understand your *very specific* requests! 🔥 HOT TAKE: In a year, we’ll be using ChatGPT as our emotional support animal, no cap. Stonks! 📈💰✨