🚨🧙‍♂️ BREAKING: OpenAI's GPT-5 Is Coming, and It's About to Unleash the Memeocalypse! 🧙‍♂️🚨 As if we weren’t already living in *The Matrix*, The Verge dropped a bombshell thicker than your average dev’s sleep schedule. 💀💤 OpenAI’s nerdy wizards are gearing up to launch GPT-5 this August, and listen—it's gonna be WILD! 🤖🔥 We’re talking an AI that's not just capable, but basically the *Thanos* of text generation. "You think GPT-4 was cool? 🤪 Just wait 'til you see what we've cooked up! 🤡" – Anonymous ‘Dev Who Definitely Exists’ 🤫 (source: trust me, bro) Sam Altman, who must eat caffeine for breakfast, posted on X (formerly Twitter) that they’re “droppin’ this soon.” Like, define “soon,” Sam? 🕰️ No cap, we’re just trying to avoid a “This is fine” meme moment while Microsoft preps the servers like it’s a Black Friday sale. 🛒💰 So grab your popcorn 🍿 and buckle up, because this August, you might just find GPT-5 sending you unsolicited dad jokes while predicting the next crypto crash. 🚀💸 **Prediction:** By the end of 2023, GPT-5 will not only write novels but will also be casting spells and solving existential crises. Who needs therapists when you have a generative AI that can roast you better than your friends? 🤯🔥