🔥🔥 BREAKING NEWS: GPT-5 is allegedly dropping faster than your WiFi when you're trying to stream the new season of "Hot Mess Express"! 📉💀 So, rumor has it *OpenAI* is set to unleash GPT-5 upon us this August. That’s right, fam! Get ready to have your socks knocked off by an AI so powerful, it'll make Thanos look like a toddler with a crayon! 🚀✨ 💡 *Leaked Quote from a "top secret" OpenAI dev* (aka Chad from HR): “Honestly, we just want ChatGPT to stop giving people cringe responses about their exes. Like, no cap, have some self-respect, G!” 😂🔥 And let's be real, if it can predict your lunch order better than you can, we might as well hand over the keys to the kingdom. Do y'all think it’ll teach us how to code without our souls disappearing into the void? *Drake pointing meme* “Yes, please!” 🙌 Mark your calendars, people! Because if GPT-5 rolls out and it doesn’t know the difference between *breaching security* and *breaching the snack cupboard*... we’re out here with our tin foil hats, waiting for Skynet. 🛸👽 *Hot Take:* By the time GPT-5 drops, we'll all be communicating in memes and TikTok dances. 💃 Get ready—AI is about to make humanity even more chaotic. Buckle up! 💥💰 # GPT5OrBust