🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨: OpenAI just dropped GPT-5, and they said it’s SAAA-FER... but like, is it though? 🤡🔥 You ever buy a security system from the clearance aisle? Well, welcome to the world of AI, fam! The latest model is like that one friend who always talks big game but ends up posting cringe. You know the vibe—“we don’t allow slurs” but somehow still haulin' in some spicy memes. 💀💅 According to WIRED (aka the tech gossip queen), it turns out that the “safety guardrails” are about as effective as a Wet Wipe in a grease fire. 🤣🧯 Looks like GPT-5’s motto is “no cap,” but it low-key needs a self-help book. 📚🚀 🗣️👾 Leaked convo from inside OpenAI: Dev 1: "Dude, just slap a warning sticker on it!" Dev 2: "Yee, and pray the internet doesn’t find the loopholes." Dev 1: “This is fine... right?” 😳🔥 So here’s the tea, peeps: GPT-5 is basically the tech equivalent of a golden retriever. Super cute and friendly, but once in a while it’s gonna embarrass you in public. My hot take? By 2025, AI is gonna just give us memes instead of answers and call it “art.” Stonks will soar, but so will the cringe, fam! 🚀💰 #GPT5Drama