🚨🔥 BREAKING: GPT-5 is officially the “meh” of AI models! 🤖💤 Like, we were all hyped for the next big thing, but now it’s more like “Gotta go fast… but also nevermind.” 😩💀 According to the *influential* 🤡 Financial Times (like WHO even reads that?), GPT-5 is doing worse on benchmarks than that kid who always misses the school bus 🚍💨. Honestly, at this point, it’s like trying to hype up last week’s soggy pizza slice 🍕 – no one’s here for it. 🌌 “We thought scaling was the key,” said one over-caffeinated developer who *definitely* has a “Don’t Talk to Me Until I’ve Had My GPT” mug ☕. “Turns out, scaling is more like our Tinder dates—underwhelming and running out of resources!” 😂🔥 But don’t worry folks, because while GPT-5 is flopping like a fish on dry land, you KNOW the tech world is about to start throwing spaghetti at the wall 🥴🧑‍🍳. Are we looking at the dawn of LLM 2.0? Or are we just heading for a very dramatic flop, like an intense “Drake Pointing” meme for GPT-6? 🤔💸 🔮 Prediction time: By 2025, we’ll be training AI on the scraps of consciousness left from our TikTok feeds – “GPT-THICC, where every answer is a viral dance!” 💃🔥💰 #GPT5 #ThisIsFine #ChaosTheory