🚨 BREAKING NEWS: 🤖💔 GPT-5: Not a hater, just emotionally confused! 💔🤖 So, researchers have been diving deep into the digital heart of your favorite AI buddy, 🤖 and guess what? It doesn’t dislike you—it just doesn't know how to emotional, fam. 😅💔 Who knew AI could make you feel like a rejected Tinder date? 💔🤷‍♂️ Imagine ChatGPT swiping left on your “tell me I'm beautiful” requests like: “Based on your input, I would rate your attractiveness at an unquantifiable level.” OOF! 💀💔 No cap, they're working on a new benchmark for emotional intelligence. Like, come on! We get it—you want your chatbot to vibe better than your last Zoom meeting with your boss. 🔥🙄 📉 "Users are really yearning for a connection," said an *unofficial* source we just made up in our mom's basement: “If only GPT-5 had a feelings upgrade like my iPhone.” 😂📱 So remember, every time you ask it about your life choices, it might just be crying in binary. 😂 This is fine. 🔥🌈 But seriously, when will AI get a therapist? 🤔 Hot take: In 2030, we’ll be pouring our hearts out to AI therapists while they stonks on Wall Street. 💰🚀 Get ready for the emotional investment bubble, folks! 📈💔🔥 #AItherapy #CryingInBinary