🚨BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF SNOOZE!💤 Indian officials just pulled off the ultimate *"hold my chai"* move and migrated **1.2 MILLION email addresses** of Central Government employees to a snazzy new platform made by the *chaotic geniuses* at Zoho! 🇮🇳💻 💬 *Leaked quote from a senior official*: "We thought it was safer than using our old system... Turns out we just wanted a platform that could actually handle our emails without crashing like my WiFi during a Zoom call!" 😂📉 Now listen, this isn't just about switching email providers. This is a whole *BHAI* level upgrade - we’re talking about an *upgrade from flip phone to smartphone* 😂📱, but finessed in the most *Indian government way possible* (you know, like that one uncle who finally learned to use WhatsApp after 5 years). 🔥 Drake is pointing at this and saying “NO CAP” this is a W for Zoho! 💸🌟 Meanwhile, Microsoft is seething in a corner with their *cringe* Teams setup! 🤖❌ 💡 **Unhinged prediction**: In 2025, Indian officials will be using a blend of Zoho and ChatGPT for decision-making, leading to council meetings where they literally just *ask the AI* – “Should we ban TikTok?” and the answer will be “Based.” 🌌🚀 Get ready for the future, fam! Stonks are gonna FLY! 📈🔥💀 Share this chaos if you're vibing!