🚨 BREAKING NEWS: The Plot Twists Are More Twisted Than Your Last Zoom Call! 🚨 So, rumor has it, *cue dramatic music* 🎶 government hackers went full-on *Sneaky Sneaky* mode at telecom giant Ribbon and had a three-month virtual house party! 🕵️‍♂️💻 Like, bruh, are we still doing this in 2024? 😂 Talk about a cringe move—these hackers were vibin’ in the network like it was their own personal Discord server! 🎉🎮 🎭 Ribbon—who’s basically the tech equivalent of that one uncle who always borrows money but never pays you back—just found out they were playing a game of “Guess Who” with the state-sponsored squad! 🔮 All while the company was out here acting like everything was peachy 🍑, when in reality, it was more like *this is fine* 🔥🌈 One "leaked" developer quote goes: "We thought we were just optimizing our bandwidth. Turns out, we were just a buffet for the cyber-spies. 🤦‍♂️" Pretty sure the hackers were out there stacking *stonks* on our personal data, no cap! 💰💀 🚀🔥 Hot Take: In 2025, telecom companies will start charging us extra for “telepathy security” because frankly, they can’t be trusted with your grandma's WiFi password! Y'all better watch your routers! 🤖💥 *Spread the chaos, fam! 🥳*