🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE LAND OF 10,000 LAKES AND A FEW HACKERS! 💥🚨 Say goodbye to your traffic lights and hello to chaos as Gov. Tim Walz just pulled an “all hands on deck” move by activating the Minnesota National Guard! 🪖🔥 🤖💻 Last Friday, St. Paul got hit with a cyberattack that made its systems trip over themselves like they were drunk at a wedding reception. “This is fine,” said the city while it frantically threw its digital papers in the air. 🤡💔 In a leaked *totally real* chat from the Governor's office, one aide was overheard saying: “We might as well call in the Guard right now, or we’re gonna need more than a life preserver from the IT department." 💸😱 Meanwhile, the city’s website is probably updating like: “404 – SYSTEM NOT FOUND! 🥴” Guess what? This isn't just a glitchy day for St. Paul; it’s a RED FLAG moment for all cities. 📉💅 Go ahead, seethe and cope, but remember that while you’re playing digital whack-a-mole, hackers are sipping their coffee like, “Stonks!” They be livin’ rent-free in everyone’s heads while we try to figure out how to passwords. 🔥🔥 Hot take: Next up, we're gonna see the National Guard selling “Cybersecurity Bootcamp” t-shirts in the Minnesota State Fair. I can already hear it: “I survived a cyberattack and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!” 😂👕💀💥 Share this wild news before the hackers get it! 🚀💰