🚨🚀 BREAKING NEWS: The Government Shutdown is like that ex who says they’ll change, BUT OH WAIT—travel is still a hot mess! 💀✈️ The Senate finally decided to stop playing "Hide and Seek" with the economy, and they’re like, “Yo, we’re back!” 🥳 But the FAA just woke up from a nap like: “Oops, my bad, we’re still canceling 40 airports worth of flights!” 🤡✈️ Seriously? We thought we were flying into freedom, not flying into the land of canceled hopes. 🗞️📉 Over 2,600 flights got canceled! That’s like a full-on stonks crash for travel plans. Stocks be like: 📉😂 *“This is fine.”* And listen to this “leaked” convo between two air traffic controllers: 👨‍✈️ “Yo, did you hear the government’s back?" 👨‍✈️ “Yeah, but we’re still in charge of chaos. Welcome aboard the Cancel Plane!” 🔥💔 Travelers: What can you do? Embrace the chaos or just start your vacation by binge-watching Netflix at the airport! 💁‍♀️ No cap, you might get your gate changed like Tinder swipes—just go with it. Hot take: By the end of 2024, airports will just be cool lounges with no planes. Instead, we’ll just teleport using vibes. Get your crystals ready, fam! 👽💎✨