🚨😱 Dude, did you hear about the US government's secret AI report?! This isn’t just some boring science fair project; this is like, *Area 51* level THICC-ness 🍕🚀! The National Institute of Standards and Technology done went and cooked up a study on BIG BRAIN AIs right before Trump’s second term, but instead of sharing it with the world, they decided to hit the snooze button for eternity! 💤💀 Imagine the chaos: “Hey guys, we found out how to stop Skynet, but let’s just… leave it in the drafts. 🤷‍♂️” This is the ultimate "this is fine" meme, but with government officials sipping coffee while the AIs are literally plotting their takeover in the background. ☕🤖🔥 Some leaked quotes from a dubious source inside the agency: "We didn't publish it because it felt too much like giving away our *secret sauce*." Bro, what secret sauce?! Mustard? Ketchup? Stonks?! 💰💀 And can we all agree that if they actually release it, the REAL headline is gonna be “AI-Napocalypse: The Report We Ignored”? 😱 Takeaway? If you're waiting for government transparency, you might as well get comfy in the “yikes” zone. 🤡🔥 🔥💥 UNHINGED TAKE: In 5 years, AI will be out here governing us, and we'll just be like, “Yeah, but did you see the new TikTok dance?” 🎉💀