🎮💼👾 BIG BRRRR ALERT: Microsoft just flipped the script on layoffs, and it’s WILD! Say goodbye to your job 👋, but hello to AI therapy sessions! 🤖💔 In a world where Matt Turnbull from Xbox thinks chatbots are the new emotional support animals, we can't help but *facepalm* 🤦‍♂️ at the thought of ex-employees crying into their chat windows. “Hey ChatGPT, how do I cope with being part of those 9,100 layoffs?!” 😂 Meanwhile, AI's over here like, “Do a barrel roll and update your resume!” 🌀💼🔥 Yeah fam, they’re pushing “AI therapy” like it’s the next Fortnite season pass. This isn’t just cringe; it’s a full-on Pixar movie where the sad employees team up with bots to navigate job hunting and emotional rollercoasters! 🎢✨ As we dive deeper into the layoffs and see crews getting downsized 🔥, it’s only fitting that we evoke the stonk meme 📈: “What if we just throw AI at it? All the stonks in the world can’t save you NOW!” 🤡💰 Just wait, next week you’ll see a TikTok of ex-Microsoft devs doing the “AI therapy dance” while chanting, “This is fine! This is totally fine!” 😱💃 **Epic prediction:** In 2024, emotional support AI will become a wider trend, and companies will replace HR departments with chatbots that dispense motivational quotes faster than you can say “layoff.” 😵‍💫🚀 #BasedOrCringe