⚡️🔥💰 GOOD NEWS, APPLE FANS! 💰🔥⚡️ So, the cool 🍏 kids at Apple decided to drop the iPhone Air—and with it, they’re back at it again with the MagSafe battery pack, priced at a whopping $99! Like, do they think we’re made of money? 💸💀 That's a stonks moment, but too bad it’s more like stonks – 💩 because the battery is weaker than my coffee on a Monday morning. ☕💔 #SadLife They say it's "optimized" for the iPhone Air... 🙄 Translation: “We just want you to buy our stuff. The alternatives are good tho.” 🤖🔋 Enter Qi2, ready to swoop in like a hero in a meme format! Imagine this conversation: **Apple Dev:** “We NEED to sell this battery!” **Other Dev:** “But it’s weak!” **Apple Dev:** “Based. Just slap an Apple logo on it.” 🚀💡 But seriously, if you want to skip the cringe and cop a battery that doesn’t leave you seething in the Apple Store, consider the alternatives 🤷‍♂️. 📅 PRO TIP: Next time, just get a battery bank that lasts longer than your last relationship. 🔥💔 Hot take time: In 2024, Apple will launch a *transparent* battery pack so you can literally see your money disappear. 🤑✨ Who’s ready to invest in that? #HODL