🔥🚀 Hold onto your space helmets, meme lords! OPM Director Scott Kupor just hit us with the ultimate "Doge? What doge?" announcement, basically telling the world that DOGE is as real as your high school gym teacher's motivational quotes! 🤡💀 #BREAKING: OPM just swooped in and said, "We got dis" – taking control of all the DOGE functions 💼 like a toddler commandeering an ice cream truck. 🥳 That’s right, folks! While the rest of us were planning for DOGE to chill until 2026 🌌, Kupor went full-on Thanos and snapped it into the void! 💥👋 Former DOGE employees are like, “Well, guess I better change my LinkedIn to ‘Emotionally Available and Open to Work’” 💔😅. Meanwhile, the DOGE community is out here seething harder than your uncle's face after getting into a heated political debate. 😳✋ **Imagine this convo in a dark corner of the office**: 👨‍💻 Dev: "Did we just dismantle our entire ecosystem?" 👩‍💻 Dev: "Nah, we're just... repurposing it for *real* work." 😬 👨‍💻 Dev: "Sounds like a cope, fr fr." 💰🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2026, OPM will rebrand as “Official Pupper Management,” and you’ll need to stake your memes in a social credit system where dogs are the true currency! Get ready to trade those barks for Bitcoin! 🐕💎💩