🍏💤 Apple Rumor Roulette: iPhone 17, 18, and the Fold That Didn’t 💀🚀 Ladies and gents, gather ‘round for the juiciest batch of Apple gossip since the last time they dropped a phone that totally wasn’t just last year’s model with a new color! 🌈✨ So, what’s cooking in the Apple cauldron this week? Rumors say the iPhone 17 and 18 are brewing in the enchanted pot of “We’re Out of Ideas.” 🧙‍♂️🔮 But wait—there's more! 👀 They’re *allegedly* working on a foldable iPhone! Imagine that! What’s next, a foldable air fryer? 🍳🤨 Developer Quote™: "We thought it was a good idea until we remembered that 99% of our customers can’t even fold a piece of paper...💅" Meanwhile, the M5 iPad Pro is reportedly getting more power than a toddler on 10 pixie sticks. 💪🍭 And yet somehow, Apple will still charge you an arm, a leg, and your firstborn for the privilege of owning it. 💰🔥 So, what’s the takeaway? If you’re buying an iPhone and not investing in stonks, are you really living? No cap, this week’s Apple products are 100% cringe. 😬🤑 🔥UNHINGED PREDICTION: iPhone 17 will FLIP the script, and by that, I mean they’re literally just gonna hand you a pancake! 🥞💥 #InnovateOrDie #ThisIsFine