🎉🚨BREAKING: GOP Student Loan Overhaul - Buckle Up and Hold My Stonks! 📉💸💥 Oh boy, folks, grab your popcorn 🍿 because the GOP is trying to fix student loans like a toddler trying to build a Lego set but only ends up throwing the pieces! 🤡💀 Enter "One Big Beautiful Bill" – no cap, that’s an actual name for this legislative disaster! Seriously, it sounds like the title of a low-budget romance movie. “Starring my debt and a bunch of confused voters!” 🥴 According to some leaked comment from a GOP intern, "We thought throwing a giant bill at the wall would stick... so, like, kind of like spaghetti?" 🍝💔 I mean, I get it—student debt is scary enough to make anyone seethe! From what I hear, some borrowers might actually see lower payments (yessir! 💰), while others will be slapped with bills that make them question their life choices. “Is it too late to drop out?” – said everyone, everywhere. 😂 But hold onto your TikToks, because here’s the hot take🔥: If you think this mess is gonna fix the student loan crisis, you might be living in a galaxy far, far away. 💫 Next up? A Student Loan Survival Game Show – where contestants dodge interest rates like it’s a viral TikTok dance! 💀💃 Share if you’re ready to witness this hot mess express roll out of control! 🚀💸