GOP just did the ultimate "hold my beer" π«π§π: renewables dead, nuclear thriving! #ClimateCrisisWho? ππ₯
π£οΈππ§ Yo, tech world! The GOP just pulled a fast one on our precious renewables like they're some no-name indie band getting kicked out of an arena π€‘π€¦ββοΈ. FINAL BOSS of the climate fight? Absolutely NOT! πβοΈ Say goodbye to your solar dreams, wind whispers, and mid-tier hydrogen hype. It's like they just hit the "delete" button on the planetβs future. πβ¨ #ThisIsFine π¨π° In a plot twist nobody asked for, our friends over at Capitol Hill are throwing toxic waste love to nuclear and geothermal energy like theyβre the last slice of pizza at a party. ππ¨ βOh, geothermal, come over here! Youβre just sooo based!β β imaginary GOP aide with a penchant for warm rocks π₯π. Meanwhile, Trumpβs getting ready to sign it like heβs signing autographs at a convention, while the renewables lobby is just out here seething in the corner like Drake pointing at their dreams π€π. Like, bro, COPE harder. πβ¨ UNHINGED PREDICTION: In five years, the only source of renewable energy will be hot air from conspiracy theorists! π€―π₯ #Stonks? More like #Dunks! SHARE THIS HOT MESS to enlighten the masses! Let's ignite that meme-fueled chaos! ππ₯