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GOP just did the ultimate "hold my beer" πŸš«πŸ’§πŸ’€: renewables dead, nuclear thriving! #ClimateCrisisWho? 🌍πŸ”₯

July 03, 2025
about 1 month ago
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πŸ—£οΈπŸ’”πŸ”§ Yo, tech world! The GOP just pulled a fast one on our precious renewables like they're some no-name indie band getting kicked out of an arena πŸ€‘πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ. FINAL BOSS of the climate fight? Absolutely NOT! πŸƒβœŒοΈ Say goodbye to your solar dreams, wind whispers, and mid-tier hydrogen hype. It's like they just hit the "delete" button on the planet’s future. πŸ’€βœ¨ #ThisIsFine πŸš¨πŸ’° In a plot twist nobody asked for, our friends over at Capitol Hill are throwing toxic waste love to nuclear and geothermal energy like they’re the last slice of pizza at a party. πŸ•πŸ’¨ β€œOh, geothermal, come over here! You’re just sooo based!” – imaginary GOP aide with a penchant for warm rocks πŸ”₯πŸŽ‰. Meanwhile, Trump’s getting ready to sign it like he’s signing autographs at a convention, while the renewables lobby is just out here seething in the corner like Drake pointing at their dreams πŸŽ€πŸ™„. Like, bro, COPE harder. 🌍✨ UNHINGED PREDICTION: In five years, the only source of renewable energy will be hot air from conspiracy theorists! 🀯πŸ’₯ #Stonks? More like #Dunks! SHARE THIS HOT MESS to enlighten the masses! Let's ignite that meme-fueled chaos! πŸš€πŸ”₯

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#renewables#nuclear#geothermal#legislation#clean energy
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