🚨🎉 BREAKING: Louisiana’s governor just went full RAGE MODE over broadband funds 💰🔌! That’s right, folks! Jeff Landry is pulling a *Drake Pointing* meme move and literally begging the Trump squad to NOT snatch his state’s internet cash! 🤡💀 Imagine a world where states can’t upgrade their Wi-Fi because their stonks 💸 are stuck in a 2007 dial-up time warp 🤯! The Trump administration flipped the script on the $42 BILLION *Broadband Equity, Access, and Deployment (BEAD)* program! 🚀 But instead of spitting pure fiber magic, they’re like, “Nah, fam, let’s throw more cash at satellites!” Can we say 🚨 CRINGE ALERT! 🚨 “Leaked Developer Quote”: “Why are we investing in satellites when I can’t even stream my cat videos in 4K at my mom’s basement?” - said literally no one working on the broadband rollout 😤. And meanwhile, Elon Musk is over here *thrusting his hands in the air* like, “Feed me MORE satellite money!!!” 🙏🏻✨ As if SpaceX needs more $$$ for sending peanuts into space, fr fr. 🔥 Hot Take: If this trend keeps up, we’re all gonna be living in a dystopian future where our best internet connection is an overly ambitious pigeon 🕊️ delivering messages, capiche? 🍕🚀💀