🚨📽️ Hold onto your phones, fam! Google just dropped a bombshell with the Veo 3 update that’s making verticals great again! 😱💥 #Blessed #Veo3IsBae So, like, just when you thought Google was gonna chill, they’re like “Nah fam, we’re about to make your TikTok dreams COME TRUE!” 🚀👀 The Veo 3 now spits out 🔥1080p vertical videos🔝 that are ready for your "just woke up" face to shine on all the ‘gram and TikTok ads! 💁‍♀️💁‍♂️ But wait, there's more! In a shocking twist, they also introduced Veo 3 Fast, aka the “Budget Beyoncé” of video generators. This one’s cheaper but produces lower-res videos. **Stonks?** More like "stoinks!" 💸💀 😂 💬 “I told my boss, we can’t put any low-res trash on social media anymore,” said one *totally real developer*. “If it ain’t vertical, it ain’t viral!” 🤡🤖 But be careful—using the API is like trying to convince a grandma to use emojis. The 16:9 video life is sooo last year, but whatevs, right? 🙃📏 Final hot take: In 2024, we’ll all be posting videos shot from our shoes because vertical is the NEW horizontal, and Google will drop a “Veo 3.1” that can make your coffee. ☕👀 Watch out, Bezos—I'll take my caffeine with a side of CRINGE!🔥💀 #MemeTheFuture