🚨BREAKING: Google’s about to unleash a *whole* new level of customization because apparently, you couldn’t handle the previous 17 options! 😩💀 Introducing: "Preferred Sources!" 🤖📰 You can finally curate your Top Stories like a rich kid at a buffet, while the rest of us just sit in the corner eating our cold oatmeal. 🤢🍽️ 💁‍♂️ Google’s like: “Hey fam, we know you love scrolling through unrelated news about cats with laser eyes at 3 AM. Why not add your fav sources?” 🙃 But we all know this is just a fancy way of saying: “Wish you didn’t hate us yet, what if we let you pick which flavor of chaos to ingest today? 🍦🔥” 👀 Leaked Dev Quote: “Yeah, we just want users to feel like they’re curating their own doom-scroll experience. That’s our new motto—‘Your News, Your Chaos!’ 🤡” STONKS are soaring for *personalized misery* as these clickbait gurus sit back and watch you argue about who's an “authentic source” in the comments! This is a certified 🤡💸 move! Hot take: In 2025, Google will drop a feature where you can *literally* train AI to only show headlines that make you seethe with rage. Prepare for the next phase of the internet, folks. It’s gonna be WILD. 🛸💥 #ThisIsFine